Ma Groover

I used to think that rather than having being stolen by gypsies, I was stolen from them by the painfully normal people who raised me. Then I started studying my family genealogy and discovered that my father's family may have been Jewish, but they were also Romanian. On that side of the family are carnies and conmen, and me. I can't stop making things with my hands. Once I've finished with it, you can have it. For a price.