What the FUG?

No, really. What the ever loving fug is this? Did we buy it while we were tripping balls? Did it come from the estate of my Grandmother of Notoriously Bad Taste? Did someone leave it on the hood of our car and we don't know how to get rid of it? Maybe. Take a look. We won't judge you if you like it. Just take it off our hands, m'kay?